Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025

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Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.

Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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