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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess
Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name
by subway572572 November 13, 2023
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Negs

Abbreviated from 'negative' it is often used as a used to express disbelief that something took place.
Also can be used to describe an individual's banter levels.
Friend 1: I once ate 16 doughnuts in 10 seconds
Friend 2: Negs that happened mate

"Their banter is such negs"
by GibbLord July 29, 2016
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john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010
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Negative Elixer Trade

A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.
"Oh necromancy for 5 elixer? That's such a scam, huge negative elixer trade"
by AliasGoesHere June 17, 2023
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Alpha Negative

Alpha Negative (adj.)
When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, often to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative rather than genuinely strong.
“He interrupts everyone just to sound smart — that’s such alpha negative behaviour.”

“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”

“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
by BeyondVerse November 3, 2025
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Negative

A word commonly used by locals, celebrities and some old people to describe someone who is a hater, a mad or wicked person
Famous person: Hello guys its been long I'm okay okay so for the negative negatrons don't let them get into your life becaus they don't have a ticket okay I luv you goodbye 😂😂 I made funny joke

Local middle aged lady: it's okay son he's just negative don't listen to him

Another local middle aged lady: the neighbors are so negative not gonna lie

50 year old lady on Facebook: Ignore the negative people
by BaconInspect June 12, 2022
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