Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

negativity highlighter

A pessimistic person who always looks for the negativity in a situation or person.

You always saying something negative, you’re a negativity highlighter!

by Jadaboo717 April 13, 2025

Negative Helpful

The misinterpretation of someone's genuine efforts to problem-solve, provide solutions, or meet goals as being negative or pessimistic. Often encountered in workplaces or group projects where constructive feedback is misconstrued as criticism.

Every time I suggest a way to improve our process, they label me as "negative". I'm just trying to make things work better!
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.

by ca127316 October 17, 2023

Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Negative Bimbo

A gamer who complains about his new graphics card for not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with an excess of mods & shaders.

My brother just got a new graphics card, and the first thing he did was complain about not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with 368 mods & shaders. He's such a negative bimbo!

by Negative Bimbo November 9, 2024

negative income

A situation in which your wages or salary is less than your day-to-day expenses.

Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.

by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021