spitting nails

to be completely & utterly disgusted with something, similar to the rapid fire succesion of nails when a nail gun is used

"I was spitting nails when I saw my mom making out with my boyfriend"

by sleek13 March 3, 2009

Nailgun Luxembourg

Craziest fucking Euro Pop artist to come out of the Benalux region ever!

HOLY SHIT stop quabbing a twab and look right there! It's NAILGUN FUcking LUXEMBOURG

by Guns of Belgium March 28, 2005

nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010

bro nails

the long, sharp finger nails(usually thumb and index fingers) of a man(usually black) who grows them out to use them to split blunts open. Once split open the tobacco is usually discarded and the blunt is then filled with high grade marijuana and smoked. Also, the pinkie nail is sometimes also grown in similar fashion to be used a little spoon to snort cocaine off of.

Stoner 1: "Yo, mayne i just picked up a swisha, lets break it open and fill it with that loud pack. But I been rollin for days mayne and done bit all my finga nails off. can u bust it?"
Stoner 2: "Yeea bruh, i got my bro nails rockin right now, lemme bust that shit."
Stoner 1: "Word, B."

by ATLSmoke420 August 22, 2011

flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.

You can't can you?

by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004