New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

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A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

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New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

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New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

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