nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

Nester

Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.

“Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”

by UNC :) March 2, 2019

nested

Something that is totally at home (a bird's nest). Something that is very well thought out and fits perfectly; reference to Adobe Flash (and OOPs programming in general) movieclips where one top level object contains several others, these objects are said to be nested.

That idea is well nested!

by Garry Samett November 25, 2007

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

nester

A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.

That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!

by asset January 11, 2006

Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.

I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.

by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020

Nesticles

When lice are livin in your genital hairs, and you got a whole nest of em'.

She was gonna bang him, but then she found out he had some nasty nesticles. and she was all "ew".

Dude, he could start a flea circus with his nesticles.

by i@mTheM@n September 30, 2009