Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

negative latency

1. Noun: An imaginary term used to inflate excitement over new and upcoming hardware; associated with the gaming industry.

2.Noun: A proverbial scapegoat meant to counter arguments that seek to blame the game

1: "Specifically Bakar notes Google’s “negative latency” will act as a workaround for any potential lag between player and server. This term describes a buffer of predicted latency, inherent to a Stadia players setup or connection, in which the Stadia system will run lag mitigation. This can include increasing fps rapidly to reduce latency between player input and display, or even predictive button presses."

2: "Yo, I tech'ed that throw!" "Dawg, this got negative latency. You obviously didn't"

by Its_The_Doug October 9, 2019

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

negative good

When you fucking suck

"We are gonna play Negative good"
"THIS DICK IS NEGATIVE GOOD

by gaynibba February 16, 2018

Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.

Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".

by Casvartro June 27, 2023

Ass negative

At the end of any online competitive game mode where you or any player goes negative in K/D and loses the game mode.

That recon player went ass negative with his 1-7 K/D.
No wonder we lost, half the team went ass negative and didn't even PTO.
Lost all my subs cause I'm always ass negative on my COD stream.
We dont accept ass negative players in our clan, by a scrub.

by Ghost Proxy December 6, 2018

Negativity FAILURE

You have failure that is negative (Disrepectful)

Guy1: Bro you have dum failure
Guy2: Bro, you probably have Negativity FAILURE 😎

by Electrodynamics_Guy November 24, 2022