Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

Mucker

When you fuck you gurl in the bum bum so hard that poo poo is on you dick

I banged Jenny so hard It was a mucker

by Jennysshhhhhh May 27, 2019

Munkered

Being extremely hungry

Bruv I am munkered right not

by Ig=jake_0701 June 9, 2019

muckerfuffer

Adjective:Someone who doesn't reply to your messages or memes isn't nice online or offline even mean to dogs that aren't theirs.

Dave: yo man can believe brittany she's so mean she won't reply and she's mean to dogs

Jeff: she's such a muckerfuffer

by MegaJeffery June 23, 2019

Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin

"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"

by RightOpinion October 8, 2019

Muser

A person who just looks at themselves in a camera and sings to themselves because they have nothing better to do, besides it’s not like they will ever see themselves age.

I’m such a muser I have only been on it for like 50 years but somehow an effect stayed on where my hair turned white.

by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019