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Mumblefuck

When the person you're talking to is mumbling and you can't understand a damn thing they're saying. Usually used in situations where they're giving you important information like a reservation number or directions on how to get somewhere.
A typical mumblefuck conversation.
"Can I get your order please?"
"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"
"I'm sorry, what?"

"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"
"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*
"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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lost your marbles

a game involing 2+ people where you lie on the ground on your backs, sides touching, and alternate throwing a marble into the air. if, when it lands, it hits the other person, you get points based on where it hits.
head~50 pts
girl's chest~10 pts
guy's chest~5 pts
leg's~5 pts
feet~1 pt
if it hits you, you subtract that number. play until all the marbles have been thrown, then race around finding them, then lay back down and play again. requires next to no skill, is hysterical, and fun espec. when stoned
"hey man let's play lost your marbles- that game is totally sweet!"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Blue Marble Security

The most successful Enterprise team based out of the Electrical & Computer Engineering Department at Michigan Technological University.

Consists of undergraduate students who are focused on securing the future through thoughtful use of technology. The student-led company combines a rich educational experience in engineering design with team building, project management, and original product development.

The students involved in Blue Marble Security thrive academically and socially at Michigan Tech. They also are very good at broomball.
Jane: Woah! Did you just see that robot? It was shooting blue flames. Who made it?

Tom: That is one of Blue Marble Security's projects. If you think that is cool, you should see what else they create.
by Iza Coolio May 6, 2010
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Murbling

The act of partially drowning with the sound of blowing bubbles under water.

Any situation where you are caught or stuck with your head below the water line and your body above the water line, and having to alternate between raising your head to breathe in and relaxing again to begin partially drowning, again. Repeat.
I was catching yabbies from an overhanging branch at the creek when he slipped and fell. My ankle getting caught in the forked branch and head in the water I started murbling until help arrived.
by Dake8611 September 4, 2014
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solid mumbledinho

When a person is talking and talking, on and on about nothing really.
"She's talking solid mumbledinho"
by Sam Warman August 17, 2006
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Monkey's Marbles

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.
"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"
by Jim Fotographer July 28, 2008
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Mumble Rap

A word 80 year olds or edgy 13 year olds use to describe modern hip hop song where lyrics aren’t super deep and meaningful. Not all songs are going to have deep lyrics and not every song from the 90s was Brendas Got A Baby. You guys need to open your eyes sometimes.
13 year old: Ew I don’t listen to that mumble rap shit

Guy: Dude Biggie Smalls was dead before you were even planned on being born stfu
by IDK It doesnt matter June 15, 2021
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