similar to camel toe this refers to situations in which a female's pants are sooo tight that it gives the appearance of fat lips being separated, moose knuckle is the same thing except it refers to women pushing maximun density (over weight, fat, obese.)
Brian said, "Did you see that fat bitch; her moose knuckles look like a set of balls hanging through a pair nylons?"
by CBA December 16, 2007
Get the moose knucklesmug. by Radar March 15, 2004
Get the moose-knucklemug. Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
by RIGHTWINGJOE April 22, 2011
Get the Moose-Donkeymug. The Moose Toboggan is a legendary sex feat that can only be accomplished by veterans in the field. First, you must initiate sex with a girl while riding down a icy slope in a toboggan. Next, insert an icicle into said girl's ass. Moving on, you will pull your cock out of her vagina and proceed give your girl moose antlers as you jiz all over her face. Lastly, allow said cum to freeze all over your girl's face.
Shirley really enjoyed the moose toboggan she received last tuesday but was unable to chip away the frozen cum for several weeks.
by xLordRevanx November 3, 2009
Get the Moose Tobogganmug. When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.
by kevp123 October 28, 2006
Get the moose tracksmug. something my friend says excessivly for no apparent reason only says it in front of me and a couple of other people all others think he is perfectly sane
by Matthew T February 8, 2004
Get the moose biscuitsmug. when you take a brunettes hair put your cock in it splooge and twist her hair to make it look like a moose tail this is what we call a moose whip.
by dan weezy May 25, 2006
Get the moose whipmug.