Mass Effect 3 ending

The phrase used to bait gamers into a mindless debate either calling for BioWare blood in response to a sense of entitlement, or defending it from a lofty position of sophistication and arrogance - because everyone seems to know better than everyone else.

Friend 1: "So... you catch the Mass Effect 3 ending?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I saw everyone on the internet going off about it. Fucking babies - it's a game, grow up. Learn to take disappointment blah blah blah..."
Friend 3: "Oh shut up. They totally fucked over the fanbase. It was really badly done - full of plotholes and bad writing and blah blah blah... BioWare/EA should patch it!"
Friend 1: "Oh for fuck's sake."

by Retake Mass Effect 3 or Don't August 2, 2012

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Western Mass

The best area of Massachusetts, mostly considered as towns west of Worcester, also it isn’t the corrupt Eastern Mass where Mr Fitzgerald lives.

Western Mass is the best.

Easter Mass sucks while Western Mass rocks.

by Eastern Mass sucks October 16, 2018

massad

En evil person, apt in manipulating people surrounding him. A massad will often hide truths even to his friends in order to take advantage of them, especially when it comes to fantasy league, organizing stag-dos or playing board games.
(fig.) Pulling a massad - being subject of a play from a massad

You really are a massad! (insult-like sentence)
He pulled a massad on you! (he tricked you)

by seeking-truth December 12, 2019

weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003

Craig's List Massage

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.

I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!

by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011