John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 04, 2024

Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.

My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!

by November 15, 2023

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 02, 2017

The Playstation Method

To turn something faulty off and then on again one or more times in an attempt to make it work.

Guy: Dude this isn't working
Other guy: Just use the playstation method.

by M4NG0 June 18, 2015

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 10, 2023

Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.

Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.

by Odyeon June 04, 2024