Philly Neck Message

The act of strangling the shit out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or fucking your best friend. AKA: The Mayweather Rent Collector.

Man, that bitch at the club thew a drink in my face so I had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her ass down.

by Mclive29 March 19, 2011

A Chutney Messala

A large shit explosion that can clog and damage a toilet

In had an Indian last night caused me to have A Chutney Messala the next morning
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala

by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018

Hot Message

When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.

"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"

by HotMessenger September 25, 2009

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

oof secret message

lol congrats you found this "sEcReT" messge. btw a piece of advice go and stan bts I swear you wouldn't regret it. and if you decide to stan go watch some MV's!

I would recommend as a new ARMY -

• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly

• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream

and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)

oof secret message

by saltyjimin June 4, 2018