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Dunk Merchant

Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.

Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
Guy 1 : Bro Roman Is such a dunk Merchant, bro can only dunk

Guy 2 : Ong bro such a wack player
by yoMeelo September 6, 2022
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Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland
To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....
by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022
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Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.
Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.
by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022
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certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
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ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
by z4//////1 December 5, 2022
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vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products
Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.
by trish_ January 11, 2023
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Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.
Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".
by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023
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