Definitions by DirtyPolishPerson

Polish Merchant 

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland

To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....

Polish Merchant by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022

Kepa Syndrome 

When you invite yourself to somebodies house instead of asking them if they want you to call over. This type of person is also known to make you leave the pub after 2 pints and go back to the house and watch murder series on Netflix for the night.

Kepa Syndrome to be defined
I'll be over on Thursday after work and I sent you money for a bag.....also I want 2 pints in the pub goodmaaaaaaaan. Also related to Dirty Polish Woman.

Kepa Syndrome by DirtyPolishPerson September 5, 2022

Dirty Polish Woman 

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.

The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window

Dirty Polish Woman by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022

Dirty Polish Woman 

When she pretends to be a lesbian to get away from you just she can go off and whore around with other men.

That Dirty Polish woman was a waste of my time. She only wanted to be the town bike.

Dirty Polish Woman by DirtyPolishPerson August 3, 2022