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Matthew

He is a boy who always laughs and talks a lot. He is very loud when he wants to be and sticks his hand out and says “Boi”. He always say “you gay” or “you’re autistic”. He can be smart but acts like a retard. You’ll be friends with him and realize he is a little annoying. Matthew is funny and cool to be around. Other than that he will go home at the end of the day and watch any YouTube video he can find.
That guy is such a matthew
by BoiisBoiisBoiisBoiFortnite February 13, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)
Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!
by Drsueus’ mom January 7, 2019
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Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!
by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019
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Matthew

Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.
Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player
by user372947291 October 25, 2019
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Matthew

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.
Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.
by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019
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Matthew

a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads

32 infact 👊
"man thats nigger is a matthew"
by Kai breadly April 14, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky
wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!
by RealdefinitionsOFC October 13, 2018
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