mattass

The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.

Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.

by mattass louvah June 4, 2016

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Matteo

Matteo is a type of guy so beautiful and he loves very much basketball. His friend's name probably starts whit D, A Or M. But chill down his don't has a gf but a girl who's name starts whit p love him so much. Oh I forgot, he's so simpy and you must be his friend.

Oh wow look at Matteo is very cute today.

by Aaaluip November 22, 2021

mattaya

When two people meet that are named Matt and Aya, they are ment to be.

Oh my god, doesn’t mattaya solos?!?
Oh how I love mattaya, it’s perfect!!

Mattaya solos.

by babaha February 9, 2023

brown matter

It's fuckin' poop

I dropped some brown matter in the toilet.

by BenFromAllstate July 11, 2016

States of matter

Poop pee and fart. YEET

a states of matter.

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020

why does it matter

If someone say this too you it means there a little pussy bitch and Probaly can’t graduate highschool.

Why r u so mean - kylie
“Why does it matter”- brandon

by Scubbajonez April 14, 2022