masons mother

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life

damn, that girl is almost as hot as masons mother

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Mason Delridge

Mason Delridge was a composting pioneer in the early 1880's. He invested his families wealth into finding the most fertile means of composting in the American Midwest. He discovered that due to the large amount of cats in his mothers yard, the grass was greener than her neighbors' yard. He started a cat shelter (Delridge feline retreat) and made a significant profit selling cat fertilized compost on the side.Mason Delridge died in the summer of 1932.

Goodness, Mason Delridge sure can make some compost. His cats are cute too.

by sassyfrass94 January 20, 2013

mason king

a super hottie bomb person who definitely is cool

“omg did you know a mason king is coming to our school?”
“wow we should give him money he sounds so cool”

by dlfjdisfgjlkafghjioklrstdzf November 4, 2021

Mason Gore

Has a terrible taste in coffee. A guy who likes the outdoors and shitting in the woods on a Tuesday.

I just Mason Gore'd yesterday.

by GammaRAyy September 28, 2021

Mason Herbert

a sexy lad with a sexy bitch who everyone loves

mason herbert is one sexy man

by gangbanger7629 September 2, 2021

Mason Womack

The original racist (acts like racism is a joke)

did you hear what mason Womack said? Womack said all Asian people eat rice

by Ewok Village Gamer June 14, 2021

Mason James

Mason James is a boy who lives in Mississippi that hates his school. If you can find it then please... get rid of it.

Mason James is one of the coolest people in the world and will never not be cool!!!

by FlyDragon April 26, 2022