Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017

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Mario

1. A rather portly fictional Italian plumber who serves as the protagonist of Nintendo's popular video game franchise named after him. He has also come to represent Nintendo and, to an extent, video games as a whole. Mario wears denim overalls, a red shirt, white gloves, brown shoes, and an iconic red hat with the letter 'M' printed on it. He also has a large black moustache. He resides in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother Luigi. They are usually hard at work searching for Princess Peach, who is constantly being kidnapped by the villainous Bowser. They are also known for being exceptional plumbers, perhaps explaining why they travel through sewage pipes often...

In his free time, Mario and his friends often play sports such as tennis, golf, and soccer, and have even competed in the Olympics against another popular video game character, Sonic The Hedgehog. They also throw parties occasionally.

Mario is by far Nintendo's most popular character and franchise. His games have spawned several other series of games (Donkey Kong Country, the Yoshi games, etc.) that have also done well. He is known across the world, and most Mario games sell very well. He is an icon that will be remembered for many, many years to come.

2. An male's name, originally from Italy. (Simple, I know...)

1. I just picked up the new Mario game!

2. That's my Italian friend Mario.

by LittleBlurbs August 26, 2017

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Mario

An italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks english, and looks like a mexican.

Don't be racist, be like Mario.

by Lil'Doggo November 30, 2017

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Mariolivia

M.J. are her initials but she gots nothing on Michael Jackson. She looks like Popeye's girlfriend, Olive Oyl. She's a girl with luscious gold locks who can't wear crop tops due to her height. Always has to crouch down to take pictures with her 4'11'' cousin so they both look average size. You can't comment on her feet, because she'll think she's the evil step sisters from Cinderella. Don't get her started with Shrek, because she'll think she's Princess Fiona and start kissing walls pretending it's her Prince Charming.

Mariolivia has killer chill skills.

"Mary-Olivia"

by Annoying. February 9, 2018

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