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mcdonald's commercial 

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
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ronald mcdonald 

said one of the funniest lines in family guy after he saw his daughter dressed like a slut because she had too much makeup on
go upstairs and change Lisa. You're a mc donald, not a whore.
ronald mcdonald by adrian October 16, 2004

Ronald Mcdonald 

Adolf Hitler in disguise...
Heil Hitler, i mean heil ronald
Ronald Mcdonald by yo-mom April 20, 2004

Ronald McDonald 

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.
son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?
Ronald McDonald by Melanthex March 28, 2005

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!
Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

McDonald's 

a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!
I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...

*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark
McDonald's by soothsayer May 17, 2004