a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Mcdonald's M

The large M seen outside McDonald's stores. The M is yellow and signals that you are at McDonald's.

Bald Martin: The McDonald's M is yellow.

by xXMorgzfanboiXx November 1, 2019

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

mcdonald's food

Another way of saying fake

Them shoes are like McDonald's food

by Hi._. June 15, 2017

Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.

Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?

by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022

Ronald McDonald

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.

Ronald McDonald dick pic

by Donald McDonald May 13, 2022

McDonald Eyebrows

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign

Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.

by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018