Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 20, 2008

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.

Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn

by Lectric Larry January 21, 2019

hunk mail

Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.

The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

fe-mail address

A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry

I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam

by mastertrainer1978 April 4, 2011