Jesus Lover

These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.

My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.

by Jean Cadault May 22, 2023

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

grape lover

someone who loves grapes

grape lover has a best friend that is possibly a princess

by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021

nerd lover

A girl who's turned on by nerds and/or men dressed up as Aang (The Last Airbender) from Avatar.

Jessica from Michigan is a total nerd lover. She once mistook a young bald monk for Aang. The monk told her he had no idea what "airbending" meant and he can't teach her how to do it either.

by fergie2000 October 20, 2017

scarlet lover

A man who has an exceptional lover of redhead females. Usually but not always dating redheaded women exclusively. Scarlet Lovers are also apt to performing random acts of kindness to redheaded female strangers and prone to complimenting redheads with a wide variety of words.

"Antonio Lopez is a scarlet lover!"

"No dude, he IS The Scarlet Lover."

by RFRS October 21, 2013

slut-lover

Someone who has a crush on the thickest girl in the school and would clap the biggest, baddest cheeks. On the other hand, they have no chance of getting those cheeks.

“Kyle is such a slut-lover. Everyday all he does is go up to Addison and ask for coochie...”

by sexington on twitter June 30, 2019

Useless lover

To feel if you have emotional compassion so strong for someone for so long, with all due respect, understanding and patience for they’re upmost comfort ability. An deal with slur, bs and drama from ever out source area of interest that you can’t do it anymore and will end this life and start COMPLETely over from erasing to restart your mother board type shit I’d you don’t get a straight forward sign now.

Useless lover. That’s what I am why was I Rasheed this way? A lover not a fighter! When the world is opposite of me I just want to be somebody else.. I’m done being me I’m a useless person. Society has no want or need for me.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019