Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

dr. llama

The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums

I just saw dr. llama yesterday, I'm still shaking.

by Arosinn January 10, 2021

Llama

THE BEST THING THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH. If u do’nt think so then harrumph- i will spit like a llama

Llama’s are the best

by Da Llammma June 3, 2019

shaved llama

an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head

wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that

by LOL@LYFE May 25, 2016

Llama

A person who you compliment but says something derogatory about themselves in response.

I was telling this girl how wonderful she is then she turned into a total llama.

by Scottontherocks July 27, 2020

Kendrick Llama

Whenever two white guy friends accidentally spit a bar mid-conversation, that is when they become Kendrick Llama, the rapper that makes every white person feel like they're black or that every nigger is a star.

White guy 1: the entire course is cursed, it's just dumbass niggas thinking that they're shrewd. DAMN. I just spit a bar - Kendrick Llama!
White guy 2: ay let's go my nigga, you're literally Kendrick Llama. *start's leaning in for a kiss*
White guy 1: thanks bro *starts making out, unzips pants*

by juaja February 21, 2024

llama

a spanish speaking “teacher” who is single forever while hitting on mr arthur

I have class with llama.

by drofthedre January 25, 2020