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ride the lightening 

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.
Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.
ride the lightening by Elky October 30, 2005

Lightknight69 

A phony War3 player. Wins battles against many amateur players and thus believes himself to possess a high degree of skill.
Stop being a Lightknight69 and start bragging only during victories with good players.
Lightknight69 by orekrafter July 31, 2003

black-lighting

Black-lighting is when a man ejaculates on his partners body, face or chest. Then, the partner or the cum-ee, runs their finger through the ejaculate and carefully writes a message on their own body that the ejaculator can only read by shining a black light on the area. Black blacklight cum ejaculate message note
"We were Black-lighting yesterday and she wrote that she loves me! I think she's the one dude."
black-lighting by Momma Rugburn January 20, 2015

Lighting Amen 

Reportedly, a 72-year-old man living in Hemet, CA who is Jesus Christ's "second-coming." His followers wear white robes and roam across the country. They are known as the Christ Family (all having the last name Christ) and follow Lighting's message; "no killing, no sex, no eating animals."
Jesus Christ Lighting Amen...

"I use my weenie to pee-pee and nothing else" - Mr. Christ
Lighting Amen by jdouenias May 31, 2009

Noon-Lighting 

The art of working on side projects while working at your regular job. A derivative of Moon- Lighting.
What's up Bob?
Steve: I'm working on the Jones' Account.
Jone's Account, but we don't have a Jone's Account?
Yeah, I know. I'm Noon-Lighting.
Noon-Lighting by Superflous Ace December 18, 2008

Lightfighter 

A Service Member (usually in a ground combat or tactical role) or Law Enforcement Professional.
Person 1: "My dad and my two brothers did the Army thing, my uncle is in the Marine Corps, and my mom is a Sheriff's Deputy. But I decided to go with the Navy instead."

Person 2: "That's a lot of lightfighters."
Lightfighter by guser August 18, 2010