black-lighting

Black-lighting is when a man ejaculates on his partners body, face or chest. Then, the partner or the cum-ee, runs their finger through the ejaculate and carefully writes a message on their own body that the ejaculator can only read by shining a black light on the area. Black blacklight cum ejaculate message note

"We were Black-lighting yesterday and she wrote that she loves me! I think she's the one dude."

black-lighting by Momma Rugburn January 20, 2015

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black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.

"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"

black lightning by The Fast One June 3, 2009

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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