Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017

Lazy Pains

It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done

Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy

by thebrownsound123 November 27, 2009

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

by Shiicloud July 8, 2011

Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.

The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed

by 0456 May 23, 2022

Lazy Cat

A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator

Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!

by skorox May 21, 2016