gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004

Jack-o-lantern

Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.

The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern

by fundipper February 2, 2009

bi now, gay later

When people come out as being Bi, before later revealing that they are actually Gay. Seen by some as easier than coming out.

"Jack told me he was Bi last night."
"Yeah, just the other half now."
"Yep...Bi now, gay later"

by Mr GGGGGGGGG May 27, 2009

laserbeam

A lovely word to describe ladies who love other ladies. Derivative of laserbeamage, meaning to partake in some laserbeam activities.

Look, over there, a laserbeam!

by catsa April 2, 2007

s'later

a time-saving form of see you later.

girl: Goodbye
boy: S'later

by Jennesa August 21, 2005

Welp, See Ya Later

1. (n.) A phrase that originates from a line spoken by Jim Carrey in the 1994 film "Dumb and Dumber" now often used to describe the act of slowly (or rapidly) excising a person from a group of friends. Reasons may vary and can include overwhelming stench, ending a relationship with a group member, or simply becoming an annoyance to group members.

2. (n.) An award given to a person who has previously been excised from a group in this way.

Man, we really gave Nina the Welp, See Ya Later after she acted like a bitch during that camping trip.

by Norberrrrrt December 24, 2008

Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010