Lancerians

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!

by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010

Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013

lancevideos

the most annoying twink trump supporter. he’s in a loving relationship with nick videos. he is often a bottom except when nick wants to bottom. him and his partner nick often have sex to one of trump speeches

hey did u see lancevideos sex tape

by lanceypoosucksnicksdick July 8, 2020

Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex

yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics

by datkfeefers April 13, 2023

a lance

The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."

That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.

by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016