Lumpatious

slow mind and doesn’t comprehend fast enough (aka Cat Valentine) (season 2 episode 4)

Why do you have to be so lumpatious?

by kk 671 November 15, 2019

Lumpsters

Lumpsters is an expression when someone is good at playing video games but doesn't have a good setup (EX a crappy computer and keyboard, while playing on a laptop monitor). It is also a plural version of Lumpy. A gaming expression.

Look at this Lumpsters! He is the opposite of a xHailed! He is basically a Raynowing!

by GoodGuySalty November 17, 2019

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

lumped

Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD

while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me

by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019

Lumpacious

The act of being annoying, frustrating, dump and insignificant.

Most times very rude and immature.

Person 1: hey who's that rude dude

Person 2: oh that's my lumpacious older brother

by Lovely Fav February 2, 2020

Lumpold

A slang term used to describe the romance between a blonde milf and a gassy bald dude.

That’s a Lumpold couple if I’ve ever seen one!!

by Thandi March 1, 2020