Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.

Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.

by gino41 January 14, 2008

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.

Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.

by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012

Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.

Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."

by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010

Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.

Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!

by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008

The Lumber Jack Duo

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

by D1bull54 October 2, 2009