lord yusaf

A little rich boy who always try’s to get girls half his age and uses all of his daddy’s money to flex on snapchat

If Lord Yusaf slides into your snap RUN

by A real butch October 15, 2019

Lordess Of Lordess

ive decided to settle the differences between adam and eve once and for all, because they are still fighting a fight that the devil himself instigated and made everyone believe.

Melik Is The King Of Kings Lord O Lords, If He Marry's A Virtuous Woman She Sit Sit Upon A Through With The Title Queen Of Queen Lordess Of Lordess

by Melik Elijah Smith October 7, 2020

Lordess

Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.

“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.” “Well you’re the cheesy lordess.”

by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020

Mokey Loped

Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)

Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.

Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.

ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped

You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"

Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"

by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

Geek Lord

The Lord of all Geeks, that geek, thats very geek, but doesn't look the part, genious smart, tall, handsome, well formed, doesn't use glasses, no facial defects, pure perfection!

Girl 1:you see that guy?
Girl 2: the hot one by the computer?
Girl 1:.... yes, him, by the computer, the one thats typing like a geek
Girl 2: but he doesn't look like one
Girl 1:..... yes yes that one, the super hot, good looking one!, hes the Geek Lord!

by ElJosefo August 3, 2012

Slore Lord

A real skank monster with an unquenchable thirst for semen and attention. Often confused as a typical slore. There are similarities but the Slore Lord is truly one with the dick sucking ways. Excels at lying cheating and blue balling to an extreme that would not be found in a typical pack of slores in public. They often blend in with there environment well and they excel at tricking, lying, deceiving and eventually destroying the very essence that is man.

" A yo Erika sucked like five dicks last weekend at my party... isn't she engaged? Sounds to me like you aren't dealing with just a typical slore but a Slore Lord"

by eastcoastwordsmith May 20, 2014