she'll be coming down the mountain

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!

Sorry, I'm in RuralDictionary mood

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)

Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.

by Phildo January 20, 2005

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

by Not Gibby December 19, 2007

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

I'll be black

Used like I'll be back, but you mean way later or never.

example 1:

Mom: Where are you going?

Boy: To school, I'll be black.

example 2:

Dad: Where are you going?

Boy: To my girlfriend's house. I'll be black.

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003