Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
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he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
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Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"
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