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Judie

An Asian in disguise, A ninja at night, Sleeps through day and complains night. A goddess when having sex in the car.
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Hi i'm Judie the Asian
by Maty384 July 28, 2016
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Jude

Jude will touch your tits up in you’re sleep and burn your barn down.

Nice guy
‘Jude did you touch my tits up
Yes I did soz’
by News.bbc.bigblack April 15, 2022
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dame judy

Another way of saying the popular word "dench" famously plucked from the actor Dame Judy Dench's name.

This is no way an insult to her.
Man 1: "Holy shit mate, that car is awesome."
Man 2: "Yeah man, it's dame judy."

Geeza 1: "Woah, that finish was dame judy"
by benvg November 10, 2012
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only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 11, 2014
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Judeophobia

To have a fear of Jews/
I have Judeophobia, oh crap, a jew
by frank_the_rabbit May 5, 2006
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Dirty Judith

Whist performing vaginal sex, the male sticks his middle finger inside the girls rectum. Whist the finger is inside the anus, the girl must talk dirty in an irish accent untill the finger is removed.
Yo lads, me and judy were in flat 21 the other day and we did a dirty judith
by jjisugly October 2, 2010
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judas priest

an expression used to replace jesus christ, commonly used by non-believers of christianity
JUDAS PRIEST! the blood from his nose is squirting like a sprinkler!

Judas Priest! there's greg getting anally raped in a spaceship by a couch made completely of ankles!!
by jason and marshall October 17, 2008
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