Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

a huge fucking joke

1) My life

2) Donald Trump

1) Person 1: "Ay want to hear a huge fucking joke?"

Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."

2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.

by The One They Call Faggot June 18, 2016

joker

1.Verb- To destroy something of immense value to someone else, simply for shits and giggles. Derived from a scene in the "Dark Night" when the Joker (Heath Ledger) steals large amounts of money and burns it in front of the people he stole it from.

2. Antagonist of the batman films, most recently portrayed by Heath Ledger.
"HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHAHAHHAHOOHOHOHEHEEHAHAHAH"-quoted from The Dark Knight.

1.Fred: hey dude have you seen my stash anywhere?

Luc: I have it right here(holds up 80sack of orange cush which is on fire).

Fred: NOOOOO!!

Calder: HA. . . bitch.

Luc: I just jokerd your ass.

2.HEEEHEHEHERHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE- the late great Heath Ledger

by luc and calder August 17, 2008

Joker

The main character from Persona 5. He's a high school student who also leads a gang called the Phantom Thieves.

Joker is my favorite video game character. I'm so happy he's in Smash Bros.!

by Some guy on UD July 26, 2019

Joke Poach

When you tell a joke to someone and then that person tells another person the same joke you just told them. The less time between the first telling of the joke and the second the worse it is.

Merrick- why did the turkey cross the road?
Wyatt- I don't know
Merrick- To prove he wasn't chicken!
Wyatt- HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Ethan Enters)
Wyatt- why did the turkey cross the road?
(Wyatt is a joke poacher)

by merrick d October 4, 2008

Joke Hitler

#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes

#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much

Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.

by Trisepticon 4 July 3, 2009

yomama joke

a joke made to insult a certain characteristic about some ones mum. this type of joke isn't usually used as a directed insult, but more so as an exchange of jokes between two friends.

as an example for a yomama joke, yomama is so hairy, that when she had you, you got carpet burn!

by whatyouonaboutboy? September 24, 2015