Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020

Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020

Jared

Has the fattest cock out of all your friends

Bruh I have a jared

by Albert12043 January 27, 2020

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020

Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020

Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes

Help I can't read ok Jared

by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020

Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.

omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢

by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020