jaked

v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 6, 2008

less than jake

AWESOME BAND!!! My favorite band in the world!!!! They own everything wicked. Go buy their CDs!!!!!

Other ska bands - mighty mighty bosstones, five iron frenzy, catch 22, some old rancid, reel big fish, sublime

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

jake

jake is a very cool named person, but very intelligent even if he does not look or seem it.

everybody likes a jake!

by jibjabmoomoohead October 23, 2008

Jake

the...um, dreamiest, sweetest, most ignorant guy. Even through ignorance, he's the best friend ANYONE could have. He's got the biggest heart, and softest soul. A poet and a perfect athlete. The b-e-s-t lover.

OMG Jakerrrz, awesome man! xD

by Teddilynnn February 26, 2009

Jake Grant

A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there

Girl 1: OMG hes fit, i'd tap that

Girl 2: Hell yeah thats jake grant

by wouldntyouliketoknow666 December 10, 2010

Jake

Not cool, Lame, trying to hard

(Originated in Cleveland )

When the meat head in the gym ask you to have sex in the cardio room you walk away. “super jake”.

by LandM September 27, 2018

Jake

A Fucking idiot

Man Jake's a fucking idiot

by The fucking idiot October 30, 2018