Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
by void_> April 26, 2023
Get the Jimmy Johnsonmug. by doug p January 14, 2008
Get the johnson lidmug. Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
by Maugh October 12, 2021
Get the Jo Johnsonmug. the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜
by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018
Get the kayla johnsonmug. by Yol May 4, 2020
Get the Donald Johnsonmug. A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017
Get the Jigger Johnsonmug. by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019
Get the SC Johnsonmug.