ear sex

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.

Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.

Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.

by mandey March 9, 2008

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Chile Ear

Pronounced Chili Ear,
Refering to the phenomenon whereby someone with English as their second language fequently mishears a word or phrase, typically to make the said word outragiously inappropriate or just rediculous.

"there's no numbers on my dumb watch"
what? you ate your mums twat?
Dude you've got Chile Ear

by valentine2011 February 28, 2011

Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

by FCBlues April 18, 2011

Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

by urbankid321 September 27, 2009

Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010