Dirty Ismael

When someone who has their dick circumcised attempts to copulate with a tin can.

"Omg did you know that John did a Dirty Ismael in our dorm room yesterday?"

"Wow i didnt known he was circumcised"

by Shalom Groyper580 September 2, 2021

The Double-Ismail Effect

The effect that occurs when two people named Ismail convince you of something, or convince you to do something as long as it doesn't break the law. There is a 99.8% chance that Ismail and Ismail will successfully convince the subject. There are only a handful of recorded unsuccessful cases, though many say they are false reports.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Ismail S. and Ismail H. convinced me to go camping at Joshua Tree, I hate the outdoors!

Person 2: They call that the Double-Ismail Effect

Example 2:

Someone get me two Ismails, this situation calls for The Double-Ismail Effect.

by wohoitsame March 22, 2020

<3 for ismah

you love me innit

i did a <3 for ismah cause i love her to bits;))

by izgotbunda April 8, 2022

isms

The "isms" are like that certain something that gets the guys (or girls), it's the pimp essence. Sort of the way you carry yourself, sheer confidence.

sarah "damn how'd u get his number?"
me "i got the isms."

by Denise September 26, 2004

Ismar

a person that pwns everyone at anything...He is Gosu...

Omg ismar you ownd me you are too gosu

by Anders August 5, 2004

Ismo

The nickname given to people who will in the future, reach the pinnacle of success. Can also be used as a verb.

Noun- That Ismo is so much better than you are.

Verb- I'm gonna Ismo it up a bit. I need that A on this test.

by LAMS101 November 22, 2009

Maryisms (Mary-isms)

Effeminant gestures, expressions and manners of speech gay men exhibit, usually in the company of other gay close friends, also referred to as camping or camping it up, sometimes insulting

Oh, Mary, how stunning! You look like shit, but I'm absolutely stunned!

Fuck you, bitch! You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005