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Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
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Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."
by Hwolf August 23, 2012
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toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
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through the woods

The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
Oh no I've just got through the woods on the wheel
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
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Annabel Woods

The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.
Annabel Woods is such an awesome friend.
by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
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Fancy Wood

wood that is carved excellently, making it fancy.
"Hey guys, theres a lot of fancy wood back there"
by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 13, 2010
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