sponge ass

a. To take (absorb) something that doesn't belong to you
b. Being an overall dead beat kinda like a bum on welfare, a leech to society if you will
c. take advantage of community items, (more than you should take)

you: blood! who drank all my half and half?
sponge ass: my bad bro I needed it for my protein shakes this last week
you: your such a sponge ass nigga go get your own goddam half and half before I smack you!

by wessssst November 25, 2011

Ass-maurader

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.

by jj1221 October 17, 2009

ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

GP-ASS

The ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet.

I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.

by redmiked January 13, 2009

Ass kisser

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks

My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser

by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011