Humon

a human who is learning to live as one with humanity and earth.

Evolving into humons is the next step in human evolution.

by some enlightened person December 2, 2013

post humorous

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously

A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.

by Nondey June 23, 2009

Last Days of Humanity

Probably the most brutal band that ever existed. HARD GOREGRIND!!!!!

Last Days of Humanity makes Cannibal Corpse look like a silly little rock band.

by Mefisto December 28, 2008

The Human Abstract

The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.

The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce

by kablah May 3, 2008

Cards Against Humanity

The reason I'm going to hell.

Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!

by EatShit95 June 30, 2018

humanpole

Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.

I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.

by jsharkey February 5, 2009

Cards Against Humanity

The game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it.

Friend: "I want to do something bad that I know is bad but enjoy anyways."

Other friend: "Cards Against Humanity, bitch."

by thewadofpaper July 31, 2014