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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
mugGet the Hot Pocketmug.

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024
mugGet the Mountain Dew & Hot Pocketsmug.

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket
by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016
mugGet the iowa hot pocketmug.

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
Gave that dancer a hot pocket
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
mugGet the Hot pocketmug.

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra
gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket
by M1graine August 19, 2025
mugGet the Hot-Pocketmug.

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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