When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
by scumbbag June 26, 2019

The go to food choice of
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

by M1graine August 19, 2025

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
