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Heather

A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
Don't be like that bitch heather
by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 1, 2016
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Heathered

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.
by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003
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Heather

When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
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hetero sack

A drug dealer who uses sandwich bags & knots the end so you can never get the bag open, forcing you to rip it open & spill your shit. Very rarely seen in the homosexual lifestyle, hence the name.
Goddammit! Why does Mitch always have to use a hetero sack?!
by hookiecunt January 17, 2009
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heteroflexiable

A person who will hook up with a member of the same sex, but does not consider themselves to be fully bisexual
Hey, so I heard you're playing for both teams now?

Nah, I'm just being heteroflexiable
by chellsa October 16, 2010
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hetero-ethnosexual

someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex belonging to a certain ethnicity, they are somewhat asexual but heterosexual only to certain ethnicities,in between hetero-sexual and asexual, similar to gray-asexuals
1. not only are you racist for only dating white guys, but you're also a hetero- ethnosexual

2. she has turned down every man who asked her on a date, is she hetero-sexual,bi-sexual,hetero-ethnosexual or is she a lesbian, because it looks like shes not really into men
by wHaTzYoNaMe October 31, 2015
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hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017
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