hesster

Noun; hesst•er
Refer to term: hessin'

A person who obsesses over, harasses or stalks those who have chosen to live the hessin' lifestyle. Can be male or female. This person is usually extremely envious toward those who hess, because he or she cannot afford to live the lifestyle themselves. Therefore, this person's only option is to remain on the outside and only dream of being "in" .

Girl: "I'm going to make up hurtful definitions on Urban Dictionary after I get home from school and finish all of my homework!! "

Guy: "First of all, this ain't hessin' so this ain't cool .. Secondly, you're one nerdy ass hesster bitch."

Friend1: "OMG!! I had a dream last night that I was hessin' !!"

Friend2: "I wish we could be that cool... Hey, by the way, can we carpool tonight when we go to look into the windows of that party we weren't cool enough to be invited to!?"

Friend1's attractive older sister: "Gross, you guys are such hessters!!!!!!!"

by GOTEMMMMMM September 23, 2011

the heater

to fart in someones face while they are giving you a blow job. can be done as an accident or to degrade someone.

yo that bj felt so good i gave her the heater

by brew_d October 1, 2009

heeter

to masturbate while taking a sir harrington on the john

"sorry i was late. i had to heeter this morning"

by the lyte August 3, 2012

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

Heteroflexible

Just another term for being bisexual that people who are bisexual yet closeted use so they can hold onto a Heterosexual identity that never existed at all and avoid identifying as bisexual and avoid all of the stigma and biphobia that comes with identifying and being out as bisexual.

Girl: I'm Heteroflexible it lets me hold onto a quasi-heterosexual identity while not having to come out as bisexual and avoid all of the biphobia from Lesbians!

by Dave21876 February 26, 2011

Heteroflexible

An individual who identifies as heteroflexible is one who is actually a bisexual but prefers the opposite sex so they’re just a bisexual with preferences. Heteroflexible is just a made up term for those who suffer from being internally biphobic and homophobic.

Being bisexual doesn’t mean you have to split 50/50 it could be any percentage! Heteroflexible is just a way to differentiate from the bi community and the LGBT community. Be happy and bi! Even if the split is 94 to 6 that’s still bi.

Person 1: Did you hear Danny came out as heteroflexible?

Woke person: So he’s bi but with preferences

Person 1: Yeah.

Woke person: so he’s bi?

Person 1: yeah.

by This desi June 5, 2018

hetero

ded's word for gay.

also, canadian word for 'gay'

Wearing platform shoes is quite hetero

by oracle February 8, 2005