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Comp Sci Help

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When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.
Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?
Comp Sci Help by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023
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A quick help

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Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway
Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA

A cry for help 

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You had better hope not.
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
A cry for help by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Happy to help 

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The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.
Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
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lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

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An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
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