Hastings, Nebraska

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

by residentofhastings July 7, 2010

dick having

adj. used as an insult, refers to sucking, tugging or fucking a penis

T.I. went to prison and now he has turned into a dick having bitch.

by john_the_ripper? May 19, 2009

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

having a barry

the art of making gay cream pies!

Before Jason came to the Fantasy Football Draft, he was having a Barry

by akaSidVicious August 27, 2009

face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

by Reggie March 31, 2004

Having Motion

Basically being the opposite of fresh 8 (Alonte Joyner) or having no whoops

“Dang you really having motion, you must be staying away from fresh 8”

by Anon-31367 October 26, 2022

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013