Handjob

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."

by Hugh G. Wreckshin August 16, 2008

weird handjob

I am the one who invented this phrase. It is where you squeeze the dick up and down, over and over.
See when a man has a discusting/unsercumsized dick, you dont really want to touch it.
You try to go up and down but the skin follows your hand.
So you squeeze the sucker.

Corii was hooking up with a hott man. Little did she know that he had a fucked up dick. The weird handjob was invented

by RichardRich October 8, 2008

welsh handjob

jacking off

Kevin hails from Wales, and he is an expert at giving Welsh handjobs.

by wandon December 12, 2009

yogapants handjob

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!

Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too

by youngthese May 4, 2014

Handjob Soup

another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.

by flip2liv June 23, 2011

shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

psionic handjob

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017